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I just threw up at workcomma at 10colon00amperiod

Yeahcomma justcomma likecomma threw upperiod I guess I drank too much last nightcomma or I had to much coffee this morningcomma orcomma wellelipsis

Iapostrophem kinda stuck in this uberhyphentragic cycle of inebriety and guilt and shameperiod I'm totally hung up on this woman who doesnapostrophet realize that sheapostrophes driving me crazyperiod CRAZYexclamationexclamationexclamation Psychoexclamationexclamation Sheapostrophes kind of pretty much amazing and I canapostrophet stomach to be around herperiod Perhaps itapostrophes no coincidence that I vomited just as she walked into my coffee shop this morningcomma perhapsperiod

Whatevscomma I guess maybe I deserve to be tortured by some woman thatapostrophescomma likecomma so totally not interested in meperiod

Stupidperiod I feel rawcomma like someone peeled off all of my skin with a carrot peelerperiod I need a nap right now like I need a hole in my headcomma which is to saycomma I need one badlycomma or worselyperiod

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Au revoircomma
Willie